You can never tell yourself or anyone or anything else that you love them more than anything in the world because you will always find more reasons to love the things you love even deeper
Scene 1:
Fade in: (small neatly kept area where the CUSTOMER finds TONY standing at the counter)
Tony:
Hello welcome to “on time” can I help you find anything
Customer:
No thank you I think I got it
(walks to back and gets coffee)
Tony:
alright large coffee total will be 3.95
Customer:
WOW! A lot of money for a cup of coffee
Tony:
I know… anything else?
Customer:
what did you say
Tony:
ummm, would like anything else with that a bag of chips or something
Customer:
Always OMFG! Always trying to get me to spend my whole paycheck WHY! Cant you just leave me alone huh?
Tony:
sir im sorry
Customer:
(overlapping) NO! I DONT want your chips I don’t want your candy I don’t even want my coffee anymore
Tony:
Im going to have to ask you to leave sir
Customer:
okay okay I’ll be back believe me sir (exits)
(GRANDMA enters)
Grandma:
Whats wrong with you, you infestation your like a disease that I cant get rid of always moping around like your in your midlife crisis I knew monkeys with more spunk than you
Tony:
nothing just some jerk yelling because I suggestive sold
Grandma:
there are some pretty ugly acting people in the world I remember all the things I had to deal with back when I was in the marines doing that covert ops mission
Flashback:
Exterior: jungle, in a tree ,dusk, thirty years ago.
Walkie Talkie:
You have permission to take the target.
Grandma:
Roger that
(Grandma jumps out of tree on to a member of the militia and stabs him)
Sweet Tooth #1 by Jeff Lemire
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