!!!Michael@Massacre!!!

Scene 1:

 

Fade in: (small neatly kept area where the CUSTOMER finds TONY standing at the counter)

 

Tony:

 Hello welcome to “on time” can I help you find anything

Customer:

 No thank you I think I got it

(walks to back and gets coffee)

Tony:

 alright large coffee total will be 3.95

Customer:

 WOW! A lot of money for a cup of coffee

Tony:

 I know… anything else?

Customer:

 what did you say

Tony:

 ummm, would like anything else with that a bag of chips or something

Customer:

 Always OMFG! Always trying to get me to spend my whole paycheck WHY! Cant you just leave me alone huh?

Tony:

 sir im sorry

Customer:

 (overlapping) NO! I DONT want your chips I don’t want your candy I don’t even want my coffee anymore

 

Tony:

 Im going to have to ask you to leave sir

Customer:

 okay okay I’ll be back believe me sir (exits)

(GRANDMA enters)

Grandma:

Whats wrong with you, you infestation your like a disease that I cant get rid of always moping around like your in your midlife crisis I knew monkeys with more spunk than you

Tony:

 nothing just some jerk yelling because I suggestive sold

Grandma:

 there are some pretty ugly acting people in the world I remember all the things I had to deal with back when I was in the marines doing that covert ops mission

Flashback:

 Exterior: jungle, in a tree ,dusk, thirty years ago.

 

Walkie Talkie:

 You have permission to take the target.

Grandma:

 Roger that

(Grandma jumps out of tree on to a member of the militia and stabs him)


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